Speaking the right way + logical genius + great imagination + funny divination + deconstructing and cultivating immortality
(Some plots are just for fun and are different from traditional fantasy, so forget it if you mind)
Good news: Traveling through the world of immortality, I awakened my invincible talent
Bad news: This talent must be triggered by "talking"
Others practice immortality: retreat, refining elixirs, and enlightenment
Lin Tian Xiu Xian: creating trouble, arguing, and deceiving
Scene one:
In the sect competition, the swordsmanship genius is as powerful as a rainbow, and his sword energy stretches across thirty thousand miles.
Lin Tian picked his ears: "Brother, although your sword is fast, it is not as straight as before."
Unexpected result: The spirit sword bent into an S shape on the spot, the genius' heart collapsed, and he fainted in the toilet from crying.
Others reacted: "What the hell? Is this even okay?!"
Scene two:
Explore the ancient secret realm and the mechanism of escape from death
Lin Tian sighed: "Is there something wrong with the designer? If only this wall were made of tofu."
Unexpected result: The indestructible diamond wall softened instantly and turned into the smell of mapo tofu
Others' reaction: Everyone took out their spoons and said, "Senior Brother Lin is awesome!"
Scene three:
Faced with the pursuit of the old monsters in the tribulation period, the whole sect is in despair
Lin Tian: "I see that your hall is dark, and you will definitely suffer a disaster in the near future."
Unexpected result: The old monster was chased by a group of sow monsters in heat for three days and three nights.
Since then, a legend has spread in the world of immortality:
I would rather provoke the King of Hell than provoke Lin Tian to open his mouth!
