Words Become Law + Logic That Defies All Reason + Wild Imagination + Hilarious Misunderstandings + Deconstructing Cultivation
(Some scenes are just for laughs and differ from traditional fantasy. If that bothers you, feel free to skip this one.)
Good news: He transmigrated to a world of cultivation and awakened an invincible talent.
Bad news: This talent can only be activated by “running his mouth.”
Others cultivate: seclusion, alchemy, and enlightenment.
Lin Tian cultivates: making memes, arguing, and bluffing.
Scene One:
At the sect tournament, a sword prodigy radiates power, his sword energy stretching thirty thousand miles.
Lin Tian picks his ear. “Bro, your sword may be fast, but it’s not as straight as it used to be.”
Unexpected result: The spirit sword bends into an S on the spot. The prodigy’s Dao heart shatters, and he cries himself unconscious in the bathroom.
Everyone else: “What the heck? That actually works?!”
Scene Two:
They explore an ancient secret realm, facing deadly traps and formations.
Lin Tian sighs. “Did the designer have a hole in their head? If only this wall were made of tofu.”
Unexpected result: The impenetrable diamond wall instantly softens and turns into mapo tofu.
Everyone else pulls out spoons. “Senior Brother Lin is awesome!”
Scene Three:
An old monster in the Tribulation Transcendence stage hunts them down, and the whole sect despairs.
Lin Tian: “Your forehead looks dark. You’re destined for a romantic disaster soon.”
Unexpected result: The old monster is chased for three days and nights by a herd of lovesick female boar demons.
From then on, a legend spreads through the cultivation world:
You’d be better off provoking the King of Hell than Lin Tian’s mouth!
