[Comedy + unhinged + laid-back daily life + lighthearted humor + not a power fantasy + female lead]
After transmigrating to another world, Lin Xian always dreamed of making it big.
To stay alive, he put up flyers, sold pirated discs, and even worked as a tout.
Then, on the very day he turned eighteen, every cell in his body became cancerous.
Fine! I’ll be back for sure!!!
[Ding! Host Lin Xian detected.]
[Daily Fortune Telling: Tianyuan Realm Trial Version is launching!]
[Today’s fortune: Average.]
[Great fortune: On the second floor of the Scripture Pavilion, a divine-grade cultivation manual has been abandoned in a corner. Go before the hour of the goat and you’ll find something worthwhile.]
[Minor fortune: The Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect is looking for a cultivation partner. Head to the market and you might have a romantic encounter.]
[Great misfortune: Extraterritorial heart demons are lurking nearby. Refining them can increase the power of your soul, but beware of being enslaved by them. After all, they’re far stronger than you.]
Lin Xian looked at the fortune, then at the neon lights of the city before him, and slowly typed a question mark.
“Ha Ji Tong, get a grip! Where am I supposed to find a Scripture Pavilion?”
“Wait, the Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect?”
Standing in the college library, Lin Xian gazed at the book in his hands, Cultivating for Five Years, Taking Mock Exams for Three.
“You’re telling me this is a divine-grade cultivation manual?”
Walking down the street, he looked up to see the campus belle, his senior, gazing at him with smoldering eyes. “Junior, I saw your medical report... Want a girlfriend?”
Lin Xian: “Yes! No?”
While every other superpowered person was caught up in a rat race of bitter cultivation, Lin Xian screamed at the System, “Ha Ji Tong! First, explain to me what the hell an extraterritorial heart demon is!”
“Holy crap, those really are extraterritorial heart demons!”
Wait, I’m cultivating immortality by fortune-telling. Being a little absurd is totally reasonable, right?
No One Asked About the Male Favorite for Three Years, Then One Demolition Made Him Famous
Meeting My Online Love in Person, I Immediately Conquered the Heavens!
Murder My Master? I'll Refine My Traitorous Disciple's Spiritual Root and Level Up!
I Became a Big Shot by Selling Spiritual Roots and Sacred Physiques
Don’t Dig Any Further, Old Ancestor! That’s Your Own Grave!
