The Qiyuan Gardens Residents' Rules
1. The doors are locked at 10 p.m. and opened at 6 a.m. Do not ask to enter or leave outside these hours.
2. If you encounter someone wearing a red hat in the hallway at night, you must let him go first.
3. If you hear a baby crying, immediately recite the multiplication table, starting with nine times nine is eighty-one.
4. Every Wednesday afternoon, do not look up at the sky. Looking at the rooftop mural is especially forbidden.
5. If someone wearing a gray sweater speaks to you, do not answer or make eye contact.
6. On the first Sunday of every month, you must talk with at least three neighbors, for no less than five minutes each time.
7. From 10:15 to 10:30 p.m., all faucets must be turned off, whether they are in use or not.
8. Do not remain in front of locker B-07 in the basement storage room for more than 17 seconds.
