This Evil Cultivator Is a Little Crazy

[Funny jokes; Funny evil version of the survival guide: the insect body steals the body, the chicken flies and the dog jumps, this wave of cultivating immortals focuses on an outrageous thing] Dongfang Molong's philosophy of life: You can lose the game, but your teammates must scold you. Until he yelled at the screen, "Five rows of Gatlings can't kill anyone alive." A mouthful of old blood sprayed into the screen protector color, and he died on the spot. When he opened his eyes again, he traveled through time and became "himself" in the world of immortality - an evil cultivator who had just stolen the Foundation Establishment Pill. He thought it was a cool script with a built-in system at the beginning, but unexpectedly there was a bug in the soul fusion. He accurately missed his own body and plunged into the body of a caterpillar that had just broken out of its shell. Looking at the "handsome guy" who looked exactly like himself on the ground, Dongfang Molong said: "?" What's even more destructive is behind—— As soon as the pursuer left, he was stepped into the ground by the little girl. He relied on his foundation-building spiritual power to survive the "insect life"; Turning around, he saw his body being carried away by this little brat, who was crawling crazily behind him, cursing in insect language until his throat (if insects had throats) started to smoke; After finally chasing him to the entrance of the village, as soon as he climbed onto his body, he was bounced away by the beauty in green: "Where did the bug come from?" After the second sprint, he was packed and sent directly to the chicken pen, and the chicken mouth escape copy was opened. When Dongfang Molong emerged from nirvana and crawled back into his own body, he realized: The first step in the world of cultivating immortals is not to build a foundation or to fight monsters, but to take back your own body. As for the green insect that was nourished by his soul and became wise? If you accept it, from now on you will be my exclusive "Soul-eating Fairy Insect" - and I will be responsible for taking the blame.