I am a Taoist priest, but unfortunately these days, the founder cannot be an Internet celebrity, and the money for incense in Taoist temples is less than the fraction of the rewards from live broadcast rooms. Master patted me on the shoulder and said, "Apprentice, Taoism follows nature. You have to go to nature to earn money first."
It was only after I got down the mountain that I realized that all my abilities were "non-mainstream" - the thunder method couldn't hack Wi-Fi, and the talisman couldn't change money. Telling people fortunes? Reported on feudal superstition every minute. Just when I was thinking about going to the construction site to perform sword-handling and brick-moving, hey, guess what? The ancestor showed me a clear path, and he allowed me to wear a yellow robe, eat big fish and meat, and become a takeaway boy. The Taoist magic cannot be used as a meal, but it can split the congestion in the evening rush hour; the talisman cannot be exchanged for incense, but it can keep the milk tea with the best taste in sub-zero weather. I dare not use Taoist magic to tell fortunes, but I have found the ultimate way out in the takeout industry - using magic charms to fight against timeouts, and using the Qingxin mantra to cool down customers who leave bad reviews. I don't read fortunes or read fortunes. I only rely on a mobile phone and my real skills to rediscover my "Tao" in the urban steel forest.
