Professional Simp: Paid Daily, No Credit

“Chen Dao, I’m craving fried rice noodles from the south of the city at three in the morning. Can you bring me some?”

“Of course, baby. If it makes you happy, I’d run my legs off for you.”

After hanging up, Chen Dao expertly jotted down an entry in his little notebook:

[Client: Shen Bingyun. Overnight field service fee: 500. Errand fee: 200. Emotional support fee: 1,000. Total: 1,700 yuan. Payment pending.]

That’s right. Reborn in 2002, Chen Dao has no interest in romance. He’s all about KPIs.

He puts the people-reading skills and deft deflection techniques he honed in his previous life to work, turning several wealthy women with wildly different personalities into his personal ATMs.

On the surface: devoted and patient, loving her from afar, humble to the bone.

In his head: This woman is such a handful. I’ll have to charge extra!

Everyone laughs at Chen Dao for being a hopeless simp.

Only Chen Dao can’t stop grinning as he watches them convince themselves he’s in love.

But just as he makes enough money to walk away and become a true titan of capital...

Why are all those once untouchable women crying and offering him their lives?