Three years ago, as Yang Yan plunged from a towering cliff, he thought:
“Wuxia novels really weren’t lying. There’s an expert at the bottom of the cliff!”
“And not just one expert. There are nine!”
Three years later, Yang Yan has become the strongest Celestial Master, able to commune with yin and yang and command ghosts and spirits.
When he comes down from the mountain, his masters aren’t stingy with their parting gifts. They give him several treasures.
A toy water gun, supposedly filled with pure yang water that can wipe out every ghost in the world with a single shot!
A bottle of A-San miracle oil, refined from the kidneys of the world’s most powerful creature.
A doll, too, the Sister Feng brand...
But the moment he comes down from the mountain, he finds his childhood bride being forced into a ghost marriage!
Red candles burn bright, paper money flutters through the air, and the hall is full of guests laughing as they drink to the ghost wedding.
“You want a ghost marriage? Fine, I’ll give you one!”
“All the single female ghosts within fifty miles, get over here!”
“Come on... With so many brides, each of you can pick one! Don’t be shy!”
In the next instant, lightning flashes and thunder roars as the heavens and earth change color!
What do I care about ancient clans or hidden sects? You think you can swagger in front of me?
Your ancestors will all be working under this Celestial Master!
Believe me, one divine thunderbolt is all it takes to scatter their souls into oblivion!?
