My Legs Turn to Jelly Every Night After Marriage: My Billionaire Husband Is Impossible to Handle

[Comedy + face-slapping without delay, a wife spoiled without limits, a hero who wins himself over, a heroine who's a top-tier beauty addict (for anime-style characters only), devoted 1v1 romance, a fatherly boyfriend, hilarious bickering, and fast, ruthless face-slapping]

Luo Yu gets married on a whim, to Ling Kong, the trillionaire supposedly uninterested in women and infamous for his violent temper.

On their wedding night, the man unbuttons his shirt and says in a low voice, “Have you made up your mind? No returns.”

Luo Yu stares at his abs, eyes shining, and swallows. “The textures… the lighting… that must take a powerful graphics card to render, right?”

Ling Kong: “?”

After the wedding.

Ling Kong: “She actually went to sleep in the master bedroom just to get my attention!”

Luo Yu, hugging her computer: The Wi-Fi in the guest room is terrible. I need to run the game, so I'll put up with this!

Ling Kong: “She looks at me with such longing. She must be in love with me.”

Luo Yu, stroking her chin: The bridge of his nose is modeled well, but his mouth's a little crooked. Needs some work.

Ling Kong: “She went after that scheming woman for my sake. She loves me so much.”

Luo Yu: Get out of my way. I'm trying to make money. This buzz is worth hundreds of thousands in publicity!

Then one day, Ling Kong sees the room full of figurines and her fictional anime husbands and finally snaps, cornering her against the wall.

“Luo Yu, look closely. I'm a real man, and I can do the job!”

Luo Yu blinks. “You can do the job? Then… can I borrow two hundred million to buy a server?”

One night, Luo Yu rubs her sore back and protests, “Ling Kong, aren't you an insomniac? How come you've got so much energy?”

The man smiles seductively and wickedly, kissing the corner of her eye. “Because… I want to make you too tired to sleep, too.”

(Content warning: The hero starts off aloof and becomes clingy; the heroine starts off wanting only to make money and ends up wanting only to… run away!)