Wukong in the Qin Dynasty: Physical Transcendence Is the Most Convincing

The Great Sage Monkey King Pantao Hui got drunk and fell headlong into Qin Shihuang's east patrol convoy. It was presented to the First Emperor as an "auspicious sign from heaven". To prove its worth, he promised to relieve the severe drought in Guanzhong within three days. As a result, half a stick of incense was brought to the Dragon King of the East China Sea, but the heavy rain washed away the river embankment; the Great Wall was built overnight, and the fragrance of flat peach floated from the wall; the wolf god summoned by the Huns was chased away, and a hundred-mile deep valley opened in the grassland. Each "physical transcendence" triggers an even more outrageous chain of disasters. The First Emperor covered his forehead and said: "Dr. Sun, what I want is to solve problems, not create new ones." The heavenly court was furious: "Monkey! Return to heaven and stand trial immediately!" Li Si collapsed: "The "Qin Code" does not write how to manage gods!" But Wukong squatted at the top of Xianyang City, gnawing pears, and scratched his head as he looked at the series of messes he had caused, such as the Xiongnu's westward migration, the Landlord's demands for wages, and Xu Fu's refining of monkey hair and forgery of the Great Sage, etc.: "Don't worry, I will use a more civilized method this time - hit it lightly." When the golden hoop strikes the laws of the Qin Dynasty, and when the magic bar strikes the imperial machinery, the most hard-core "city planning", the most outrageous "diplomatic accident", and the most explosive "cultural fusion" in history are about to take place. This is how a monkey and an emperor used the most unreliable methods to build the most reliable prosperity.