I Repair Farm Equipment, So Isn’t Building a Mecha Perfectly Reasonable?

I'm Just a Farm Machinery Mechanic. Isn't It Perfectly Reasonable That I Built a Mecha?

Genre: Hard Science Explainers / Misunderstood Genius / Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy

Synopsis:

Police officer: “Someone reported you for illegally manufacturing heavy weapons!”

Protagonist: “You've got the wrong idea! It's farm equipment! Look at this mecha. It's painted yellow and has a bag of urea on its back. It's just a tractor!”

Police officer: “Then why is it flying?”

Protagonist: “The mountain roads are bumpy, so I added just a tiny bit of ejection capability to the suspension…”

In a nutshell:

This is a ridiculously hilarious power fantasy about a protagonist who installs a nuclear engine in his tractor to save on fuel, equips his harvester with a laser sword for weeding, and eventually forces the Geneva Conventions to add an “agriculture clause.” Don't read this while drinking water, or you might spit it out!