Take Advice! Don't Mess with That Psycho Who Listens to Stories

[Urban comedy + counter-routine + loss + conceptual power + multiple female protagonists] Ye Chen: "I am the Dragon King. With one order, one hundred thousand soldiers will return and kill Lin Wu!" Lin Wu: "Wanwan, hurry up! Read a passage from "Reincarnation of a Starving Ghost"!" [Ding! Obtain the concept skill: King of Rice! The Dragon King is treating you to a treat, and everyone is free of charge! ... Ye Chen: "I am a medical saint. One shot can determine life or death. I will poison you to death!" Lin Wu: "Wanwan, turn the book! Read a passage from "Quack Doctors Harm People"!" [Ding! Obtain physique: reverse poisonous milk! Poison turns into coke, the more you drink, the more energetic you become! ... Ye Chen: "I am a cultivator, and I will take your head with a flying sword!" Lin Wu: "Don't panic! Read a passage from "The Tragedy of Long-Distance Love"!" [Ding! Obtained skills: So far away! Your sword is always 0.01 Cm away from me! ... Lin Wu travels through the city of Chengdu, a loser with no money, no power, no ability, but he has a "Complete of Tragedies" and a school beauty who can read. The more miserable the story he hears, the more outrageous the power he gains! When Dragon King Ye Chen collapsed and cried, Lin Wu silently took out the melon seeds: "Don't cry, tell me your unhappy things and let me recharge your batteries?" (The main features of this book: outrageous, hilarious, mindless, specializing in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction!)