Listen to Advice! Don't Mess with That Story-Listening Psycho

[Urban Comedy] [Subverting Expectations] [Hilariously Outrageous] [Concept-Level Superpowers] [Multiple Female Leads]

Ye Chen: "I am the Dragon King! With one command, a hundred thousand soldiers will return! Crush Lin Wu!"

Lin Wu: "Wanwan, quick! Read a passage from The Starving Ghost Reborn!"

[Ding! Acquired Conceptual Ability: King of Free Meals! The Dragon King is paying, so everyone's meal is free!]

Ye Chen: "I am the Medical Sage! One needle decides life or death. I'll poison you to death!"

Lin Wu: "Wanwan, turn the page! Read a passage from Quack Doctors Kill!"

[Ding! Acquired Physique: Reverse Toxic Praise! Poison turns into cola, and the more you drink, the more energetic you get!]

Ye Chen: "I am a cultivator! My flying sword will take your head!"

Lin Wu: "Don't panic! Read a passage from The Tragedy of a Long-Distance Relationship!"

[Ding! Acquired Skill: Worlds Apart at Arm's Reach! Your sword will always be 0.01 centimeters away from me!]

Lin Wu transmigrates into the body of a broke, powerless, talentless good-for-nothing in the city. But he has a book of "Tragedies" and a campus belle who can read aloud.

The more miserable the story he hears, the more absurdly powerful he becomes!

As the Dragon King Ye Chen breaks down in tears, Lin Wu quietly pulls out some sunflower seeds. "Don't cry. Tell me what's got you down, and let me charge up?"

(This book is all about the absurd, the hilarious, and not thinking too hard. It's the perfect cure for anyone who can't take a joke!)