Urban Cultivation: Wukong Wants Me to Take More Wives

[Urban cultivation + Invincible techniques + 72 Transformations + Absurd comedy + Decisive violence]

“Which little brat dares disturb my meditation?” a phantom spoke. It was none other than Sun Wukong's voice.

Sun Lei shuddered. “S-Sage Great? Didn't you become a Buddha?”

“Buddha, my ass!” Wukong rolled his eyes. “Spirit Mountain was too boring, so I went back to Flower Fruit Mountain. Those useless monkey descendants spend every day at the tourist site waiting for people to feed them. They can't even climb trees properly! Your surname is Sun, and you have monkey blood in you, so consider this inheritance a bargain.”

“I'll teach you the 72 Transformations and the Cloud-Somersault. Just two conditions.” Wukong dropped his roguish act. “First, gather up those lazy monkeys and restore Flower Fruit Mountain. Second, marry more women and have more kids to continue my bloodline.”

Sun Lei was stunned. “We're in a monogamous society now, Great Sage!”

“The rules of my Flower Fruit Mountain matter more than the law!” Wukong glared.

Sun Lei suddenly blurted out, “Then why didn't you continue your bloodline after immobilizing the Seven Fairies back then?”

The moment those words left his mouth, Wukong's face darkened. He smacked the back of Sun Lei's head, sending him flying out of the cave. “You little brat, asking for a beating! If you haven't continued my bloodline within a year, I'll take back all your powers and turn you into a poor wage slave again!”