[Urban Cultivation + Invincible Kung Fu + 72 Changes + Stupidity + Decisive Killing]
"Which little bastard dares to disturb me, Sun Qingxiu?" Xuying spoke, and it was Sun Wukong's voice.
Sun Lei trembled with fright: "Sun... Great Sage? Aren't you a Buddha?"
"Become a Buddha!" Wukong rolled his eyes, "Lingshan is so boring. When I go back to Huaguo Mountain, I see those naughty monkeys Sun squatting in the scenic area every day waiting for people to feed them. They can't even climb trees! Your surname is Sun and you still have monkey veins. This inheritance is an advantage for you."
"There are only two requirements for you, 72 Changes and Somersault Cloud." Wukong put away his arrogance, "The first is to gather those slow lorises and revive the Huaguo Mountain; the second is to marry more wives and have more children to continue my bloodline."
Sun Lei was stunned: "It's monogamy now, Great Sage!"
"The rules of Huaguoshan are more effective than the law!" Wukong glared.
Sun Lei's brain suddenly asked: "Then when you settled down with the Seven Fairies, why didn't you take the opportunity to pass on the family line?"
As soon as these words came out, Wukong's face instantly darkened. He slapped him on the back of the head and slapped him out of the cave: "You little bastard, you're looking for trouble! If you don't add blood within a year, I'll take back all your magical powers and beat back the poor wage earner!"
What rubbish 😦