On the eve of his freshman year, Jiang Che’s family holds an emergency meeting.
His dad sobs, “Son, I lost the battle to defend the A-share market. Your tuition money’s gone.”
His mom sighs, “Don’t look at me. Gold prices plunged from their peak. If I sell my few kilos of gold now, I’ll take a huge loss.”
His older brother clutches his head. “CS skins crashed. Right now, I’m worth less than the skins.”
His little sister shrugs. “Even Labubu isn’t popular anymore. I couldn’t get enough for your tuition by selling all the dolls in my room for scrap.”
Looking at this roomful of “investment geniuses,” Jiang Che is stunned.
Thankfully, the [Ultimate Urban Life System] awakens!
There’s just one thing: this System is… a little unorthodox.
Want the newbie gift pack? First, roast the top donor in your little sister’s livestream until he logs off!
Want your first pot of gold? Convince your low-key billionaire grandpa to send your mom some money!
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In a family that lacks nothing but money (scratch that, they have nothing but good looks),
Jiang Che drags along his oddball family, who only know how to “lose money,” while helping the cool, aloof campus beauty trapped in a mess of trouble.
If the whole family’s already doomed, he might as well turn this lousy hand into a royal flush!