Spiritual Qi Revival? All I Care About Is Staying Healthy

[Invincible Protagonist + Misunderstood as a Master + Spiritual Qi Revival + Strong Female Lead]

Weiyang, the dreaded Sword Venerable who once brought destruction to the Immortal Realm, wakes up one day as a blind, frail young woman in the city.

Her daily routine: drink milk tea, take naps, and complain that the whole world is too noisy.

Her problem: her body is so fragile that the slightest exertion makes it fall apart.

Her principle: she'll work for money (and medicinal herbs); anyone who wakes her up is dead.

Then spiritual qi revival begins, and demons run rampant.

Lei Lie of the State Security Bureau watches a blind girl casually poke a mutated monster to death with her white cane at a subway station. His eyes widen in shock. "S-rank! We have to bring her into the fold!"

Weiyang: "Room and board, top-quality calming herbs, and permission to sleep on the clock... Deal."

And so, the whole situation takes a sudden turn:

[The ghost realm spreads, and ten thousand ghosts wail]

Weiyang takes off her sunglasses. "What a racket."

In an instant, all falls silent.

[An ancient sect emerges, proclaiming that mortals are no more than ants]

Weiyang points at the celestial palace in the sky. "Just what I need for storage. Come down."

The palace obediently descends and becomes a storeroom.

[The gods of the West descend, flooding the city with holy light]

Weiyang taps the rim of her hot pot.

The paladins' armor shatters, and they tumble into the Pearl River.

[An army from the cultivation world bears down, its starships blotting out the sun]

Weiyang frowns. "You're blocking my sunshine."

With a backhanded move, she seizes the fleet and turns it into the "Space City Management Patrol."

[The Heavenly Dao restarts the era, reducing all things to zero]

At last, Weiyang opens her eyes. "My rules are the rules."

Lei Lie (lighting a cigarette with a world-weary look): "At first, I only wanted to recruit a mascot."

The entire universe (kneeling and shouting): "Boss, please keep lazing around! Whatever you do, don't get serious!"