I am a miracle doctor, but my patient is a bit special - she is a high-ranking empress.
My treatment method is more special--by self-mutilation.
Bite! It was detected that the empress suffered an 'assassination'!
I smiled and took the initiative to meet the assassin's knife: "Come on, stab here, be professional."
Result: I was unscathed, and the empress' eyes were red as she looked at my back as I "blocked the knife" for her.
Bite! It was detected that the empress suffered a 'natural disaster'!
I was so happy that I ran into the flood to experience drowning and suffocation.
Result: The drought-stricken land welcomes heavy rain. The empress looked at the information and murmured: "Sir, he is helping me resolve the disaster again..."
[Ding! It was detected that the empress encountered a 'provocation from a powerful enemy'!
I was so excited that I rushed to the palace and became a target for the enemy warriors.
Result: The enemy warriors beat me and broke my hand. The empress looked at my calm appearance and was completely defeated.
She thought that I had given everything for her, that she loved me so much that she couldn't help herself. She made me a national advisor and transferred the entire treasury to me for "healing".
But she doesn't know...
I'm just a fun-loving person, simply enjoying the pleasure of dying.
(Inner OS: This exclusive worker is quite cute. Forget it, let's help her conquer the world and let her get off work early to play with me.)
