Dream of Red Mansions fandom + eating melons and watching a show + eavesdropping on people's voices + super hilarious + everyone going crazy
A top student in the History Department of Teito University spent money happily. He stayed up late to read Red Mansions fan novels and died suddenly. He was dressed as Hua Xiangrong, a maid of the Jia family. She wanted to live in peace until old age, but she was bound to the Chatterbox and Eat Melon system, which gave her explosive information every day - from who placed the erotic pictures in the secret room of Jia Zheng's study, to where Mrs. Wang's private money was hidden, and even which empress in the palace dropped the emperor's favorite blue and white porcelain last night...
"Host, let me tell you, Jia Baoyu went to the kitchen to eat while sleepwalking yesterday, and ended up treating the second wife's bird's nest as a fan!"
"What? Xiren and Mingyan are behind the rockery..."
Hua Xiangrong wiped the floor and wiped the dust on the surface, but she was chatting with the system in her heart. She had no idea that the entire Jia family could hear her complaining to the system!
On the first day, Jia Mu broke three tea cups in her hand.
The next day, Mrs. Wang tore up two Buddhist scriptures.
On the third day, Jia Zheng drove all the guests out, closed the study and beat the wall.
Until one day, the system said quietly: "Host, in fact, Jia's house will be confiscated in three years, and now there is a deficit of 800,000 taels..."
Jia Zheng, who was eavesdropping, sprayed a mouthful of old blood on the memorial, and the whole government exploded instantly!
Since then, the style of Red Mansions painting has changed dramatically:
Wang Xifeng began to lead people to dig the garden to find the "treasure place mentioned by the system". Jia Baoyu was forced to study the "Guide on How to Avoid Sleepwalking and Stealing Eating". Lin Daiyu vomited blood while recording the "top 10 revelations made by the system today"...
And Hua Xiangrong was still wondering: Why are everyone in the house acting weird lately? Also, who puts the extra one tael of silver under the pillow every day? !
