Shenhao: the Painting Style Is Abstract and the Dragon King with a Crooked Mouth Is Crying and Calling the Police

[Shenhao + urban imagination + abstract integration + anti-routine + full-scale Dihua] Jiang Feng traveled through time and found that the streets of this world were full of urban novel protagonists. The crooked-mouthed Dragon King is showing off at the wedding, the miracle doctor who came down from the mountain is forcibly trying to get married, and the returning God of War is gathering a hundred thousand soldiers. Fortunately, after awakening to the "Abstract Divine System", as long as the behavior is outrageous enough, the funds will be unlimited! As a result, the style of painting collapsed: The domineering president wants to book a confession? Jiang Feng bought the next door, hired two hundred suonas to play "Good Luck Comes", and his affectionate confession instantly transformed into a funeral scene! With the God of War's order, one hundred thousand soldiers rushed to China? Jiang Feng spent a billion and hired all the aunts in the city, wearing red vests to guard the intersection: "Young man, scan the code and download the anti-fraud APP to enter the city." When the Crooked Dragon King showed his Supreme Black Card and was about to slap him in the face. Jiang Feng rushed up and held his hand: "Brother! It's time for the black card for our order. Return it quickly, otherwise the deposit will not be refunded!" The Dragon King's mentality collapsed: Where the hell did this madness come from! Netizen: Who said Jiang Feng is a prodigal? He is obviously an artist who specializes in punishing pretenders!