As soon as he opened his eyes, he was in the Leopard Room - the 9,000-year-old Wei Zhongxian was sitting next to him. Fortunately, I could see the "heart barrage" floating above his head. Good guy, the screen was almost full of killing intent. I was instantly possessed by the drama spirit, and while pretending to be crazy and stupid, I played a few modern tricks, changing objects out of thin air and making banknotes spontaneously ignite, leaving these eunuchs dumbfounded.
Since they all believed that the emperor was only obsessed with carpentry, I followed suit and upgraded this "hobby" to a "royal scientific experiment." In the palace, simple bicycles and improved spinning wheels were built, and a dedicated laboratory was set up with a gold-lettered plaque - "Emperor's Laboratory".
Privately, Empress Zhang and I formed a "melon-eating alliance", and we gathered together every day to comment on the palace drama. The former party was fighting to the death, so I... I just hid in the laboratory, tightening screws and eating melon seeds. Occasionally, I would show up in court, jump around and pretend to be stupid. Don't ask, just ask: hold steady and develop secretly.
