Don't Call Me a Madman, Call Me a Hero

Name: Don't Call Me a Madman, Call Me a Hero
Author: Squid with You

别叫我疯子，叫我英雄

by Squid with You (有予的乌贼)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 228k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 7mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Bounty hunters! Martial arts!

Working late alone one night, he heard footsteps drawing closer over the phone. By the next day, he had vanished.

Yue Shan was an ordinary tenant, yet he was plagued by eerie knocks at the door and the rise of a blood moon. A policewoman even warned him, “Don't go out after dark.”

After dying nine times, a biological chip was implanted in his body, allowing him to freely enter and leave “horror novel worlds invading reality.”

From then on, he ventured into one perilous mind-power realm after another: stealing peerless martial arts in A Lone Shadow in the Sword Book, and hunting down a bone-chopping evil spirit in the Corpse Oil Rice case... The boundary between reality and fiction is crumbling, and he is its only guardian.

But just as he finally sealed the third world, the chip suddenly sounded an alarm: [Warning: The world you came from may also have been written by someone]

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