[Unhappy article, non-routine, plot-oriented, original big world view, Weiwei Cthulhu]
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You know how hard it is to find a good job these days
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Especially that weird job advertisement with ridiculous amounts of money. It was sent to your WeChat in the middle of the night, and it was signed by someone you had never heard of, Jiuchen Council.
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You went
Then they tell you that the world is a nightmare about to wake up, and you are one of the few who can hear it.
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"So... My job is?"
"Saving the world, hourly rate negotiable."
"Are you serious?"
"Of course. Welcome to join us in our daily life of being passionate and trying to survive. We have five insurances, one housing fund, and collective healing to fight against the collapse of the world."
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Welcome to this universe
Here, the first lesson to save the world is to first learn not to let yourself disappear
