I, a social animal who died suddenly while working overtime, became Wu Zetian.
Now, Li Shimin is my boss, the harem is the complex department, and Li Zhi is the potential stock intern.
Other people's palace fights: poisoning, framing, fighting for favor.
My palace struggles: making reports, working on performance, and holding project meetings.
Later, I became a queen, and I was in charge of the "two saints" with my husband, the emperor. He was in charge of strategy and I was in charge of execution.
Later, I became the empress, the court was my board of directors, and Di Renjie was my CEO.
They asked me the secret of running a country?
I looked at my phone, which only had 3% battery left, and smiled deeply:
"Nothing but KPI and OKR."
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This is a hilarious story about a top-notch professional renovating the modern workplace.
The Queen is also having a headache today about the format of the memorial and the issue of heirs, and is trying to teach the interviewers what "emotional value" is.
