The 1970s: A Gifted Kid Breaks with His Family, Takes His Mom to the Military Base, and Looks for Dad

I was the Supreme Master of the Mystic Sect, reborn as a five-year-old girl, and from the start I foresaw that a flash flood would wipe out the entire village.

If I told the truth, they’d think I was a demon and burn me alive.

If I kept quiet, my mom and I would be buried beneath the mountain.

What should I do? Asking for help online. It’s kind of urgent!

With no other choice, I had to step in and set things up myself.

Step one [Build my image]: I casually pointed to a spot and helped Auntie Wang find her family heirloom, a gold hairpin.

Villagers: “This little girl is a lucky charm!” (√)

Step two [Whisper in the right ear]: I drew a picture and murmured to the village chief, “The Dragon King is about to get angry!”

Village chief (eyes wide with shock): “I’d better believe what this girl says!” (√)

Step three [Seal the deal]: On the night before the flash flood hit, I staged a dramatic “kidnapper hunt” to wake up the whole village. Then I let out a scream and led everyone, young and old, up the mountain in the middle of the night!

The result: On the rubble, the whole village knelt and kowtowed to me. I was five years old, and I became a legend in one battle!

(Well, my good deeds are done. Time to find that deadbeat dad of mine.)

My next prediction: My dad is a big shot in the military region, and he’s waiting for me to come claim him as family!