After I Bumped Into a War God, I Became the Beloved of the Three Realms

[I was a little menace from Heifeng Ridge, and I latched onto the biggest thigh in the Three Realms by playing the victim.]

For a string of candied hawthorns, I stole the scabbard of the Lingyun War God’s sword, the one he used to suppress the Three Realms. From then on, the Immortal Realm put out a wanted notice, the Ghost Domain offered a bounty, and the demon clan hunted me down.

But when that cold-faced menace finally caught me himself, he stared at me and asked, “Who are you, really?”

[They all say I’m the key to opening the Gate of World Destruction.]

The Demon Empress wants my bloodline to reactivate the Spirit Nexus, while the Demon Venerable brazenly claims I’m her daughter. The great powers of the Three Realms fight and scheme over me, each wanting me in their grasp.

Only he shatters every trap with a single sword strike and shields me behind him. “Her life is in my hands.”

[Later, I became the Three Realms’ most feared “darling.”]

The Immortal Emperor treats me as an honored guest, the Ghost Venerable gets a headache whenever he sees me, and the demon kings steer clear.

Munching on candied hawthorns, I wave the sparkling scabbard in my hand. “Lord War God, do you still want this collateral?”

He lowers his eyes and wipes the sugar from the corner of my mouth, his voice husky and enticing. “I do. And you, too.”