Chen Ergou casually said, "If I were the emperor, I'd make you a eunuch."
Who knew it would actually come true?
And so, the Great Jing Dynasty took a turn for the bizarre:
A tavern's account book was hidden beneath the imperial robes, recipes were tucked into the memorials, and the imperial guards practiced a waiter's brisk stride.
The officials gradually realized something was off. Why did the emperor's expansion of the realm look so much like opening a chain of stores? And why could that ever-smiling, plump eunuch rake in more money than the chancellor?
As for the imperial harem...
A beauty smiled as she offered him a cup of poisoned wine. "Your Majesty, it's time to take your medicine."
Chen Ergou turned and kicked the fat eunuch. "Brother, check it!"
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