Set up a Street Stall at the Beginning, the Products Have Some Side Effects

The introduction is weak, and the main text is more exciting, with comedy, the products the protagonist sells, and all kinds of weird side effects. Product, Peak Beauty Mask Effect: After applying it for 10 minutes, the appearance will be improved to the limit of human aesthetics, and the effect will last for a week. Side effects: The user will be extremely obsessed with the first person they see after taking off the mask, thinking that person is "the most beautiful creation in the world", and will continue to pursue it for a week. If you see an animal or object... You do so at your own risk. Product, "Slimming Spicy Sticks" (Effect: instant fat loss; side effect: fragrant durian-flavored farts for 24 hours) Product, Xueba Coffee Effect: Within 24 hours after drinking, learning efficiency increases by 1000%, photographic memory, and quick thinking. Side effects: When studying, I will make an uncontrollable "baa~" sound, and I must write with my feet when answering questions, and my handwriting is particularly neat.