The whole internet is laughing at me, renting a Rolls-Royce, dressing up, kneeling down to lick my ex-girlfriend.
She hugged her foreign boyfriend and showed off live: "You are so poor, have you ever touched a real antique?"
I connected silently, and the camera scanned the wall behind me of the most important weapons of the country.
"That one of yours is a high imitation."
"The authentic Yuan blue and white flowers, Shang and Zhou dings, and Wang Xizhi's authentic works... Are here with me."
On that day, the [National Treasure Guardian System] was activated: lost cultural relics were recovered, cash returned tenfold, and thousands of years of unique skills passed down.
Since then, the style of my live broadcast room has changed dramatically——
Overseas small auction, 200,000 yuan was lost, a Ming Dynasty official kiln worth over 100 million yuan was missed;
Live broadcast, the stunts of restoration made veteran experts of the Forbidden City exclaimed miracles;
Cross-border pursuit, battle of wits and courage with smuggling giants, national treasures returned one by one.
They scolded me for acting, until I bought an entire street and opened a private museum, open to the public for free.
They laughed at me for laundering money, until the national TV station gave me a special report and praised me as a "Guardian of Civilization".
My ex-girlfriend cried and begged to get back together, and foreign collectors gnashed their teeth, but I just looked at the newly added national treasure list and smiled slightly:
"Next stop, the British Museum. Some things, it's time to go home."
