Introduction:
[Post-00s rectification of the workplace + implementation of black technology + disification of the entire network + relaxed and funny]
Su Huai took over an agricultural machinery factory that was on the verge of bankruptcy. In order to pay off his debts, he live-streamed the goods on the official account.
As a post-00s generation, his painting style is as follows:
Selling all-terrain agricultural harvesters, he soundtracked the song "The Shrimp Catcher" and raced through five consecutive hairpin turns.
Netizens laughed: "Is this the legendary sacred chariot of Mount Qiu Ming?"
As a result, the Eagle Sauce satellite alerted: "Warning! That's a land battle tank with a speed of 400 kilometers per hour!"
He sells bird-repelling drones and uses a laser to cut watermelons in his office, focusing on relieving stress.
Netizens joked: "Anchor, can this thing cut off a skull?"
As a result, the military came to our door: "Director Su, your 'bird repeller' just cut through the steel plate of our aircraft carrier!"
Su Huai was confused: I just developed a civilian product while hanging up in the game, how could it become a powerful weapon for a big country?
Until that day, Su Huai took out the **"Artificial Rainfall Bomb"**... The global air defense alarm sounded!
Reader comments
What's going on? You can make mistakes, but if you keep making mistakes, it's too much.
What's going on? You can make mistakes, but if you keep making mistakes, it's too much.