Idiot Heartthrob, You Set Up a Straight Man for a Ghost Marriage!

[Two male leads · slight harem appeal · older man/younger man · shared senses · silly bottom · living-dead top] Su Xiaonian is a fool. His own father sold him to the Qin family for 200,000 yuan, and he was supposed to die alongside the young master when he passed away. But then the Qin family went bankrupt, and the sickly young master recovered. The eldest young master couldn't even die when he wanted to, so he had no choice but to drag his deadweight along and struggle to survive, doing all the dirty, exhausting work while that idiot did nothing but eat, sleep, and call him “hubby.” * Later, the fool insisted on going out to work to help him earn money. Qin Yongsheng sent him to work as an internet cafe attendant, where someone set their sights on him. The idiot was so clueless he nearly got tricked into leaving, and several other men who posed a threat to Qin Yongsheng showed up around him. * The boss's younger brother: “Didn't you say he was your little brother? What's wrong with me going after him?” The internet cafe owner: “I don't mind that Xiaonian is a fool. You can trust me to take him in. I'll take good care of him.” The rich young master: “I'll give you ten million. Hand him over to me.” * Qin Yongsheng wanted to kill every one of them. Sure, he was straight, and sure, the idiot got on his nerves, but that fool belonged to him, alive or dead. Nobody else could have him. * Qin Yongsheng stubbed out his cigarette, ready to teach them a lesson. He sat irritably by the roadside, smoking, when a mysterious old man said to him, “Young man, treat the person by your side well. The two of you are destined to be together for a hundred lifetimes.” A hundred lifetimes of fate? Who wanted to spend a hundred lifetimes with another man? * Later, he pulled the man into his arms. “You're mine. How can you eat biscuits someone else bought for you?” Su Xiaonian: “Because it's not easy for Hubby to earn money...” Qin Yongsheng growled, “Liar!”