[Hot-tempered, scheming bottom x devoted dog in a past life, split-personality guardian in this one top]
Xiao Jinyu, the former emperor of Great Liang, was demanding and spoiled. He sent the lovesick general who had rebelled for his sake to his death with a cup of poison.
Then he went mad, made trouble everywhere, and finally drove himself off a cliff to his death.
When he opened his eyes again, hey, he'd transmigrated to the modern world.
He nearly got hit by a car, and the driver had the exact same face as Xie Si!
Xiao Jinyu was overjoyed. “My beloved consort! My general!”
Xie Si, expressionless: “Hello, transmigrator. I'm your new dad. Come on, let's start with elementary school math.”
Xiao Jinyu: “???”
Wait, this isn't how the story is supposed to go.
What happened to the devoted dog? Why does he make him do homework every day? And if he can't learn it, he threatens him with a ruler?
Even more absurd, there's a past-life version of Xie Si living inside his head, constantly insisting he has to love him!!!
Modern-day Xie Si: “? Don't drag me into your romance.”
But karma comes fast. Not only has he kept himself pure since childhood, waiting for this man to appear, he's even personally teaching him how to deal with a homewrecker with style. Unfortunately, His Majesty can only lounge in his arms and watch.
Until one day, Xiao Jinyu discovers the truth: There was no transmigration. He spent a hundred years suffering in the underworld, then used his own bones to rebuild his body and crawl back to find him.
And Xie Si? Back then, this lovesick fool staged a second rebellion in the underworld, just to keep a wisp of his soul and remind himself to love him again in his next life.
The ghosts of the underworld: A world-class lovesick fool. Keep them together, please, and don't come back down here.
Xiao Jinyu: “So... I don't have to learn English anymore?”
Xie Si, pulling out a textbook: “Dream on.”
It feels okay, but it's a bit painful to attack. There's a lot of noise in my head, and there's a feeling that the outside world is also noisy.
So sweet and delicious 😋
Looking forward to the follow-up ( ง `ω´ )۶[][][]