Funny➕Funny➕Historical Ancient
Time traveled to become a prince, what about the system? What about Goldfinger? Where is grandpa?
Not at all. There is only one set of "Goblin Life Rules" that I have learned from crawling around in the dungeon for sixteen years.
Facing the emperor's scrutiny, I broke out in a cold sweat: "Young man didn't scream!" (Rule 1: When a strong person asks, pretend to be stupid)
Faced with the siege of the eldest prince, I hugged my legs and cried: "I know how to dig a hole! I don't eat enough!" (Rule 2: In desperate situations, feed the dog with dignity)
Facing the punishment of standing still in the Royal Garden, I imitated the barking of a dog and splashed water and wiped mud. (Rule 3: If you are watched, the madness will break)
They thought I was crazy, stupid, and useless.
Let's see how the goblin who cherishes his life the most grows up in the imperial official who cuts people with soft knives, and has the last laugh!