I, Ye Can, transmigrated into the Primordial World and devoured the future Demon Clan Celestial Emperor and the Eastern Emperor from the start!
While everyone else fought for supremacy, I chose to lie flat.
With the Chaos Bell protecting me and the River Diagram and Luo Book at my disposal, I just wanted to hide away on the Sun Star, bask in the sun, and sleep.
Who knew the Sages would preach while I was late
I crossed the Chaos under heavenly tribulation and kicked open the gates of the Zixiao Palace!
The Three Pure Ones? The Pangu Orthodox Lineage?
Sorry, by seniority, you have to call me Uncle!
The Celestial Worthy of the Primordial Beginning refuses to accept it? I’ll beat you until you do!
Nuwa says I’m frivolous?
I snatch her Human Creation Whip and Nine Heavens Breathing Soil right back. “Fellow Daoist, you and I are clearly fated to meet.”
Hongjun appoints the leaders of the male and female immortals?
I kill King Father of the East and take the Queen Mother of the West as my maid. “Appointed by the Dao Ancestor? Then I’ll kill whoever he appoints!”
The Demon Clan begs me to become their Demon Emperor, while the Witch Clan sees me as a thorn in its side.
Hongyun’s Primordial Violet Qi? Not even a dog would want it!
The Three Pure Ones’ Sage positions? You can fight over them!
I only want to live free and unrestrained, but the Primordial World is thrown into complete chaos because of me
When Ye Can chooses to lie flat, the entire Primordial World panics.
The Sages’ schemes? The karmic consequences of the calamities?
Sorry, the only thing I cultivate in this life is “freedom.”
Take the Sea God Pearl to create all the heavens and worlds
Sincerely invite everyone to eat together 🤮
The writing style can be as simple as saying what you dream about sometimes.