Sixty Seconds to Wash My Wife's Feet or Blow Up Earth

Wild imagination + Contrasting son-in-law + Logic genius + If he doesn't show off, he'll die

“Warning: Energy depleted! Make a choice within 60 seconds: A. Wash your wife's feet to obtain bioelectricity; B. Detonate the antimatter core and destroy Earth.”

To stay alive, Commander Vikes tearfully picked up the footbath. From then on, the Su family had an odd son-in-law who couldn't stop talking about “physics.” He called taking someone's pulse “bioelectric maintenance” and assassins “high-decibel noise sources.” Even more terrifyingly, he used a Peppa Pig mug from the family kitchen to shatter a martial arts grandmaster's internal organs!

In this man's eyes, being moved was a hormone response, love was a neural impulse, and protecting his wife was merely a way to safeguard his “long-term meal ticket” and “personal power bank.”

Su Yunhe: “Hubby, you're taking on the whole world for me. Does that mean you love me?”

Wang Ping looked at the [Asset Preservation Agreement] displayed on his AI, his face expressionless. “Not at all. Your heart rate is simply too high, affecting my calculation efficiency. Physical sedation is recommended.”

Su Yunhe: ... (blushing) He has feelings for me!