My name is Chu Fan, and I am a time traveler.
Good news: the fairy has come down to earth to take a bath.
Bad news: Lao Niu and Fairy are both actors, and they want me to use my kidneys to make elixirs.
The worse news is that I have awakened my talent [Returning All Thoughts to Truth].
Can see through all disguises, and can also discern everyone's true intentions.
From then on, I became the biggest "honest person" in the three worlds.
The fairy cried and complained about her miserable life experience. I said, "Stop pretending. I see that your ambition is almost overflowing."
Lao Niu's demonic aura was so strong that I asked, "Brother, your demonic aura is too weak. You can tell from your kidney deficiency. Have you been squeezed dry by your sister-in-law?"
The giant spirit god came down to earth to show off, and I said, "Your technique has more flaws than a sieve. Is the KPI of heaven so easy to mess with?"
Ji Yueyao: "(Collapse) Can you stop being so straightforward! Save some face for me!"
Sun Wukong: "(scratching his head) Brother, how do you know what my old grandson wants to do next?"
Gods in heaven: "Please, shut up! Our Taoist hearts are going to collapse!"
