
Pick a Killer to Be Your Wife, but There Are a Lot of Secrets
捡个杀手做老婆,但秘密有点多
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 351k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban Everyday
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 8mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Explore more →Funny Quick Passage with Lots of Slutty Words
I'm Too Funny. I Haven't Been Made Laugh by a Book in a Long Time. Please Help Me, but Don't Make Awkward Comments.
I Can Make People Laugh and Have a Stomachache the Next Day
I want to see content similar to "He threw the forbidden curse at Ping A, why did you mess with him?" Cool + the best in the world + system + funny + male and female protagonist = cool article
A Cool Novel with Multiple Invincible Heroines.
Want to watch something like "Waste Martial Spirit?" The book "I Evolved Against the Heavens and Shocked the World".
I, with Many Children and Many Blessings, Will Surrender to the Country at the Beginning!
Want to watch something similar to "I, with many children and many blessings, will surrender to the country at the beginning!" Book.
Funny, the Sixth Child, Invincible, the Protagonist Is Immoral, Not Decisive in Killing Without the Holy Mother
More than 6,000 hours of reading, hoping to continue my life
A Good Book with a Score of 9.8 or Above. I Have Read It at Least Twice. Please Recommend It!
The Pinnacle of Doomsday Writing, Does Not Accept Refutation
I would like to read a book similar to "Global Freeze: I Built a Doomsday Safe House".
Great Power, Great Status, Cool Writing, Cool to Death, Hurry Up
Is there any city, special status, cool writing, no limit on content,
Extremely Sweet, the Female Protagonist Is Strong and Cold, and She Loves the Male Protagonist so Much
The female protagonist is super flirty, but cold and powerful, and the male protagonist is also flirty. They dote on each other. Incredibly sweet writing.
City, Modernity Can Call Upon His Subordinates
There is a system that can summon subordinates to help make money
The Protagonist Forms a Force, Conquers Geniuses, Fights for Hegemony Together, and Plans the World.
No less than 5 million words
A Book in Which There Is Only One Male Protagonist Left in the World
Funny, Funny, Funny, Here Are Some Books That Made Me Laugh Out Loud.
I hope it is not only funny, but also that the male and female protagonists have brains. Talk when you have something to say, say something when you have something to say, solve it in time, and don't have any misunderstandings. And it's the finished version. I can't stand having to wait for updates every day. Thank you, please give me more recommendations. I just want to be happy
Super Cool Wen Gao Rating 9.999
I want to read a book similar to "The Dark God".
A Lighthearted and Funny Article, so Depressing That I Don't Want to Read Anything Else
I want to read a book similar to "Freshman Internship, You Go to 749 to Contain Monsters (Don't Be Too Sui)".
The Harem Is Empty, Recommended
The Empress Listens to the Male Protagonist Very Much. When the Male Protagonist Asks Him to Go East, She Won't Go West.
Books above 8.5
A Video with Multiple Female Protagonists but Not Too Many Male Protagonists
I would like to read a male comic with a better emotional line, or a fantasy urban fairy tale. I hope there won't be too many female protagonists, just two or three. In some harem stories, the purpose of the female protagonist's existence is to expand the male protagonist's harem, like a vase for a tool man.
What Kind of Book Is Suitable for Middle-Aged Uncles to Read?
I want to read a book similar to "Stealing a Piece of Sky". I recommend "Stealing a Piece of the Sky", a novel from the 1990s. The inspirational ideals and motivation are in line with the memories and struggles of people after the 1990s.
I Have Recently Become Obsessed with Behind the Scenes. Details Are in the Introduction. Please Give Me a Thumbs Up.
Similar: Control the World: All Extraordinary Things Are Created by Me Details: The protagonist travels to a different world. Due to various reasons, this different world is turned into a semi-game world. The players are from the earth, and the protagonist plays multiple roles.
He Is Good at Puppetry and Likes Making Puppets Very Much.
I believe that making perfect puppets is an art. I have a unique possessiveness about the most beautiful things and want to make them into puppets. I am extremely intolerant of imperfect things.
Many Children, Many Blessings System
The Masterpiece of Tomato Novels 10.0! Tomato Must-Read Novel! Cool Ceiling!
I want to read a book similar to "Perfect Redemption".

















































































































The author forcibly binds the two unrelated identities of "killer" and "soft rice man", creating endless jokes and tension. Fang Cheng's "desire to survive" no longer stems from the workplace or society, but from the two "heroines" in his family. His countermeasures are also full of grassroots wisdom and modern characteristics: using spicy hotpot to create physical control, using exaggerated praise to induce psychological paralysis, and pretending to be stupid to defuse a fatal chokehold... These seemingly absurd emergency responses are actually the instinctive reactions of an ordinary person under extraordinary pressure, using all the wisdom and sense of humor in life. "Feeding an amnesiac killer 'cousin'" is a hellish problem in both economic and security senses, while "dealing with an increasingly mysterious nurse wife" gives this family comedy a deeper suspenseful tone. Fang Cheng's "soft rice road" has long since turned from enjoying life to "licking honey on the tip of a knife" - sweetness and danger coexist, and any mistake in "licking" may be fatal. This kind of narrative that finds balance in extreme contrasts and hides thrills in hilarious daily life makes people laugh, but also can't help but sweat for the protagonist, looking forward to how this most "hardcore" soft-boiled man in history will use code thinking and survival instincts to solve this family mystery full of love and murder.
It's amazing that a killer and a freeloader can be integrated so well. The key story is exquisitely conceived and the narrative rhythm is gripping. It succeeds in building a compelling world to immerse yourself in, a masterpiece that has stood the test of time.
Detailed portrayal of character personality is recommended
The programmer's equation and the amnesiac killer's wife, the story is sweet and funny, the content is rich and colorful, the plot is ups and downs and exciting, it is a novel worth recommending.