I thought the B&B owner Jiang Che was too tacky, so I turned around and found an internet celebrity tour guide.
He has a sweet talk and knows how to take photos. His circle of friends is full of fairy movies, and he promised to take me to visit the "Elf Forest".
I showed off the "perfect" route in front of Jiang Che, but he sneered.
"The windbreaks in the suburbs all depend on P-pictures. Just be happy with it."
I'm furious! Idiots know what aesthetics is!
Before leaving, he forced me to wear an ugly military coat.
I said I disliked it, but my body wore it honestly.
Later, I was taken to an uninhabited wild lake by a "gold medal tour guide", and when he started to touch me, I realized how stupid I was.
In desperation, a black off-road vehicle rushed over and forced our car to stop.
Jiang Che kicked the car door open, pulled me out with a fierce look, and kicked Li Wei to the ground with his backhand.
He took off his coat and wrapped it tightly around me. His voice was so cold that he said, "Don't you think I'm stupid? Now you know who is the fool?"
Until the police arrived and saluted him respectfully: "Captain Jiang, we've caught him."
I just saw that the ID he dropped said - Harbin Mountain Rescue Team, Captain, Jiang Che.
Everyone:! ! !
It turns out that I am the silly Baitian who doesn't know Taishan.
