Chen Aiguo, you absolute piece of trash, get out here! I promise I won't beat you to death... I'll just beat you half to death and leave you breathing. You said this was supposed to be a therapeutic, relaxing life-simulation game. So what is this now? Anyone who didn't know better would think this was some kind of rules-based horror or an uncanny invasion. I was depressed and wanted to die, but this really did make me want to live a little.
"Police! I want to report something! There's a ghost!!!"