Are You Crazy? You Call This a 749 Bureau Agent?

The paranormal has arrived, and the whole world is in panic. Even the Taoist masters of Mount Longhu despair in the face of an S-rank evil spirit!

Yet Chen Dian, the “most dangerous mental patient” in Jinghai City, is personally begged to come out of retirement by the head of Bureau 749, who gets down on his knees!

Everyone assumes he must have some peerless magical technique. Instead, he taps an “electronic wooden fish” with a tablet in his left hand, while pulling up a string of code with his right...

A drought demon that has lived for ten thousand years: “No! He turned my tomb into a power plant!”

A red-clad ghost: “Help! He forced us to dance to the hottest folk-pop song all night with his suona!”

Even the most terrifying haunted cafeteria on the internet is instantly won over when Chen Dian adds a spoonful of “cyber-grade Hextech MSG.” The whole place bows down and begs to become his disciples!

The internet is stunned: “Please, Bureau 749, shut down the internet! Those aren't the real evil spirits. The one surnamed Chen is the real King of Hell!”