I used to be Teyvat’s most hardcore Traveler, obsessing over character strength and waging wars in the community over my favorites, until I ended up with nothing.
When I opened my eyes again, I’d somehow become the rookie Aether.
This time, I’ve seen the light: Pull for characters? No way! Fight in the Abyss? Forget it! Primogems? They’re all going toward pretty little dresses!
“Venti, drinks are on me. Tell me, what does Barbara like?”
“Zhongli, I’ll pay for a year of history lessons. In exchange, can you get me one chance to work overtime with Ganyu?”
While everyone else waits for me to save the world, I’m busy maxing out the favorability of every female character.
They say, “Traveler, your intentions are so obvious.”
I just smile and say nothing, because I never thought I’d actually succeed.
