Treasure Appraisal: Before I Can Speak, the Treasures Confess on Their Own

[Live-Streamed Appraisals + The Inner Voices of All Things + Hilarious Banter + No Heroine (or One Heroine) + Satisfying Face-Slapping] After Jiang Han is dumped by his gold-digging girlfriend, he unexpectedly awakens the ability to hear the inner voices of all things. From then on, the whole world takes on a new look! While bargain hunting on Antique Street, he hears a beat-up wallet in his hand grumble in a thick Northeastern accent. He pays in full for a car, only to find out it's a shameless, flirtatious Porsche Panamera: “Easy on the accelerator, big brother! My engine's getting all hot and bothered. That BMW over there keeps staring at me. So lame. You're the best, big brother~” His livestream appraisal sessions take even more unexpected turns: A socialite shows off her limited-edition Hermes bag? The bag's inner voice: “Yep, yep, I was born in Guangzhou's Baiyun leather goods market! But I sure look gorgeous!” A real estate tycoon shows off a family heirloom? The antique's inner voice: “I was made last week by Wang Ermazi in Henan! I'm still fresh!” Viewers: “Did the streamer get his mouth blessed or something? One look and he decides an item's fate?” Jiang Han: “It's got nothing to do with me. The treasures confess all by themselves.”