I Broke the Hearts of the Entire Court, and Now Everyone’s Gone Off the Rails as They Flee

Shen Wange transmigrated into the role of an unlucky cannon-fodder character. She was supposed to donate blood to the heroine, then bear a child for her and hand the baby over. Fortunately, she was only a stand-in blood bank, and all she had to do was fake her death after one last blood transfusion, then run far away. Things didn’t go quite as planned. To stay alive, she put on an act for the tyrant: “Your Majesty is so vigorous. This concubine would be delighted to attend you every night.” Hurry up and go find your beloved. Let someone else wait on you. She flirted with the aloof Imperial Preceptor: “I fell for you at first sight. Do you really feel nothing for me?” Who do you think you’re scowling at? Once you’re no use to me, I’ll kick you to the curb. She kept the arrogant general in line: “Those abs are so hard. Aren’t they meant to be seen? If you won’t take your shirt off, I’ll go look at someone else.” They’re just a few muscles. Don’t act like they’re some treasure. Only after successfully faking her death did she realize she had led every official in court on. A month after her fake death, she heard the tyrant had coughed up blood and gone gray overnight. The second month, she heard the Imperial Preceptor had gone mad and was searching the whole city for someone. The third month, she heard the general had suffered a sudden heart attack and was on the brink of death. The fourth month... Meanwhile, Shen Wange was living it up. On the eve of her wedding, the men who were supposedly dying burst into her bridal chamber one after another and claimed her without restraint... Hello? It was all an act. How did you actually fall for it?