Traveling through the world of immortality and being drawn into purgatory? Li Fan smiled.
When someone goes crazy while reciting three thousand sutras, he just needs to breathe;
While others are so tired from carrying tons of water that they vomit blood, he only needs to take a walk;
While others mutilated themselves nine times for physical training, he did a set of radio gymnastics to protect his body with golden light.
With the [Simplified System of All Things] in mind, Li Fan turned his cultivation into drinking tea, sleeping, and eating melon seeds.
But this world doesn't agree—
Senior Brother Juan Wang roared: "I have been practicing hard for thirty years, why can't I drink water like you?!"
The mechanical elder ruled: "You skipped steps, which is a loophole in the way of heaven, and must be cleared!"
The Perfect Empress whispered: "You rough and lazy... You are so beautiful that I want to make you into a specimen."
When Li Fan raised the thermos cup and shouted to the gods in the sky: "If the fire is too high, the water will not boil"——
An ultimate war about "flatness" and "involution", "simplification" and "complication" broke out.
