Lin Tianqing, a good-for-nothing villain who entered the world of Gaowu, was stuck in a life-and-death situation in the Zhuxian Terrace as soon as he opened his eyes. The original owner stole the sect's secret code, snatched the chance of being a genius, and trampled on all the "evil cultivators' death routines". Even the eyes of the righteous disciples said "quick death" when they looked at him.
But who would have thought that inside this body that everyone yelled at was a full-level boss who just wanted to lie down?
Righteous encirclement and suppression? He squatted in the mountain guarding formation and gnawed on spiritual peaches: "If you damage my new spiritual plant, I will pay you ten middle-grade spiritual stones at the market price."
A fight between geniuses? He took out the original villain's script and read out the lines, and yawned in the middle of reading: "How about another day? My big meal is not hot yet."
The elder of the sect held up the evil-killing sword and shouted "Clean up the sect". He took out the "Raw Sect Disciples' Code of Conduct" with his backhand: "Article 37: Abuse of inner sect disciples will deduct annual merit points. Do you want your main peak to be evaluated this year?"
He tore the script of "evil cultivators to destroy the world" to pieces: instead of seizing opportunities, he only squatted in the sect's clutter room to pick up leaks; he did not practice evil arts, but relied on "the method of nourishing the body and breathing in and out" to build up his cultivation to the point of becoming a god; even the righteous genius who was chasing him was turned into a health-preserving king by him who "meditated on time and refused to stay up late".
While the whole world was waiting to see him turn black and overthrow the world of cultivation, Lin Tianqing was squatting in his small cave and counting spiritual stones: "I made fifty yuan from selling spiritual plants this month, which is enough to buy three boxes of bigu pills, and save the rest for retirement."
Who stipulates that evil cultivators must be criticized and destroyed? He wants to live as a "death-seeking villain" and become "the number one Buddhist health-preserver in the world of cultivation" - after all, the ultimate goal of being an evil cultivator is to live longer and more comfortably than the righteous path.
