[Ding! Welcome to the Age of Lords of All Races!]
From the start, you get a thatched hut, and your troops depend entirely on draws.
Other people get goblins, slimes, and skeleton soldiers.
But I, Wang Ye, drew
[Starting Troop Altar]
[Quality: Mythic (Unique)]
I thought I had hit the jackpot!
Then I looked closer: [Summonable troop: Great Sage Equal to Heaven's monkey hair x1].
One monkey hair?! (old man on the subway staring at his phone.jpg)
Just as I was about to curse the game developers and their families, I remembered the legend.
“Blow on a hair, and it becomes an army!”
[Ding! You spent ‘Incense x1’ and successfully summoned ‘Divine Monkey x1’!]
[Ding! You summoned a Divine Monkey Construction Crew. Territory construction efficiency +999%!]
[Ding! You plucked a second monkey hair and successfully summoned the Demon God [Xingtian]!]
When the allied armies of a hundred nations reached my city, they saw the Ancestral Dragon swimming in my moat and Yuan Feng standing atop my walls...
The whole world was dumbfounded.
“Wait, aren't his troops supposed to be monkey hair?!”
