After Falling into Debt, I Moved In with My Ex-Wife's Best Friend

This couple keeps using me as their love-life guinea pig every day.

“Do you think she likes roses or tulips?”

“We had a fight. Who do you think was at fault?”

I gave them answers based on my usual straightforward male logic, and they actually found them... enlightening?

Then the debt collection call rang again. I silently dug out that long-forgotten “Three-Person Cohabitation Agreement”...

Clause Seven: If Party A’s relationship is stable, Party A will share Party B’s debt burden.

Watching the two of them make up once again in the living room after my “advice,” I suddenly had a bold idea...