This couple uses me as a love test every day.
"Tell me, does she like roses or tulips?"
"We had a fight, who do you think was the problem?"
I expertly gave the answer using straight male thinking, and they actually found it... Enlightening?
Until the debt collection phone rang again, I silently dug out the dusty "three-person cohabitation agreement"...
Clause 7: If Party A's relationship is stable, Party B's debts will be jointly borne by Party A.
Looking at the two people in the living room who once again reconciled due to my "instructions", I suddenly had a bold idea...
