Are These Lunatics Heavenly Soldiers? Emperors of All Dynasties Went Crazy

Gu Changsheng traveled through time and became the guard of Zhenbeiguan. The beginning was a dead end: the court was out of food and the enemy army was 100,000. He has no choice but to disguise this world as the holographic online game "Guo Zuo" and fool modern sand sculpture netizens into "fighting with bricks". As a result, the actions of this group of players made the ancients look stupid: No food and grass? Player: "Try the 'Beimang Barbeque' I made, protein beef flavor!" Is it difficult to defend the city? Player: "I'm familiar with tower defense games! I want to build this city wall into a maze!" Is the enemy strong? Player: "Dare you show your health bar? Even the gods will kill you!" At the same time, all this was broadcast live to the emperors of Wan Dynasty. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty watched the player chasing the Xiongnu until he cried for his father and mother, and his blood boiled: "How magnificent! This is the backbone of China! Reward 100,000 bloody horses!" Zhao Kuangyin saw the player angrily complaining about the traitorous minister who surrendered, and felt ashamed: "I will reward you with 30% of the national treasury. I beg you, sir, to kill that foolish king for me!" Looking at the mountains of supplies and the wailing enemy troops on the ground, Gu Changsheng spread his hands and said, "I really don't want to unify the world. It's all because of the big brother on the list!"