Gu Yunzhou is an urban legend-level unlucky guy who can be accurately hit by airdrops from flying birds when he walks, his teeth are blocked even when he drinks cold water, and he specializes in "preventing disasters" for various bosses. In his twenty-five years of life, which can be called a "disaster movie collection", he thought he had reached the ceiling of human misfortune.
Until that day, a guy wearing delivery clothes and claiming to be a "KPI assessor at the grassroots level in the underworld" came to him with a "God Realm Labor Dispatch Contract".
The other party said that due to the sharp decline in faith in the world, bugs frequently appeared in the divine power systems of gods and demons, and the order of the Three Realms was in jeopardy. And Gu Yunzhou's unprecedented bad luck was actually a rare "negative entropic constitution" that was distorted enough to affect the cause and effect of reality.
"To put it simply," the assessor pushed up his non-existent glasses, "your existence itself is a super bug. Now we give you a chance to either be formatted, or... Come to our 'Three Realms Anomaly Handling and Stability Maintenance Department' to be a temporary worker, fight fire with fire, and use bugs to fix bugs."
In order to get rid of this damn bad luck and earn some three insurances and one gold (albeit from the underworld), Gu Yunzhou pinched his nose and signed.
